Do you know how to ride a motorcycle?
Yes, if someone else is driving it. I'm very good at riding one.
You look familiar. Weren't you in a movie or something?
Yes.
Tell me about it!
No.
Maybe. Someday? I'm lazy.
Are you a web designer or something?
Did you go to school for that?
So how'd you end up in web design, then?
Bored, late one Friday night (doesn't make sense, does it?) I AltaVista'd
Lawrence Welk. Since this was the
early days of the web, there wasn't much out there and I stumbled across
the Master's article, Lawrence Welk, Postmodernist.
I explored the rest of the site and found the now-defunct Ask Dr. Web. I had
been curious about web design since my brother had started the
now-defunct Airshop catalog. My weekend was free, my ex-boyfriend's band didn't
have a web site...
...and so it began.
You're one hot mama! Can I date you?
No.
Favorite color?
Green. No, red. I mean, blue.
I think the only color I unequivocally hate is mauve. I even hate the way it's pronounced, correctly or incorrectly. I suppose there may be, somewhere, a place where the color is not inappropriate, but I doubt it.
OK, in Googling mauve, I saw a number of varieties and I guess it's really not so bad. I still think it's gross to the ear.
Did that help?