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I’m digging the Titans’ coach’s Ditka-stache. #MNF #NFL

WTF with a covered stadium in Houston? #MNF #NFL #weak

The camera work and HD quality on NBC’s #SNF makes #NFL on Fox all the crappier.

Would love to see Chris Collinsworth replaced by Roger Sterling. #NFL #snf

I have a bad feeling about this

Those amongst ye who don’t find rude words awesome and absolutely highlarious: don’t click this link. http://bit.ly/uHOWj

For once, I wish I had been watching Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade:

I just filled up with mid-grade for just over $30. It’s like a time warp!

How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you. But why kill when they’ve already enslaved us?

FEEL IT SMELL IT FOOTBALL!!!!1!

Cake Wrecks. Read every page. I can’t decide my favorite horror, there’s far too many. Edible babies are always right up there, though. Eew.
via Metafilter

I would love to make one of these passive-agressive anger management vending machines. If I put it in the office, though, I’d also need to rig up a robot arm so Jim could use it remotely.

Top Ten Signs You Know You’re in Green Bay

This American Life discussed that poem and had several of their writers come up with their own.
Link inspired by this comment about the pond.

If you are reading this then I can only assume that you have removed the pond under which this note is buried.
Via MetaFilter, with many good comments and stories.

sadtrombone.com.
I need a desktop button for that.

Jim sent me a most excellent This-Is-You –

The story of Charlie Brown and Franz Stigler, the Luftwaffe pilot who escorted Brown’s badly damaged plane to safety.
via MeFi

79 versions of “Popcorn.” SEVENTY. NINE. VERSIONS. OF. POPCORN.
thanks, Matt!

If you caught last week’s “Canada on Strike” South Park, but haven’t been glued to teh internets for forever, here’s a guide to the jokes you missed and their originating memes.

A friend just sent me this article about deadly mold in old pancake mix, which is funny in two ways — that someone can’t read “best by” dates, and also because pancakes aren’t exactly rocket science: flour + baking powder + eggs + milk or buttermilk + salt + sugar = pancakes. That’s it. Whoever came up with “pancake mix” found a great way to charge a ton for ten cents worth of ingredients that are usually on hand anyway.

You’re a Packers Fan, Son. A Packers Fan. Iiiidiot.

Pizza takes better if it’s cut in squares. Why?

Get your cards ready!
MacWorld, Torchwood, Packers vs. Giants… this is an exciting week, people.
via CzelticGirl

Dude built a gorgeous Bender robot that also brews beer. This man is a hero!

There’s trouble down at the old salmon farm! — a nice old sketch from Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, and Stephen Colbert.

{jmac} but that’s not this, ’cause it should definitely at least try, and then fail spectacularly

{me} *hearts it when things fail spectacularly.*
  err, ok by things i mean code
  not life-critical things
  err, ok by things i mean code and by code i mean dev code
  not traffic lights and other important real code

{jmac} new horror movie: br****nt coded your pacemaker

{me} omg i LOLd for real

{jmac} <grin>

Good for you! Riding your bikes to work! If I worked closer to home, I’d join you.* But PLEASE put a light on the FRONT of your bikes, too. If I can’t see you in the rear view, hey, sorry, but you’re asking for trouble. (Nothing has ever happened, just a peeve.)

*except during this snow shit, naturally, y’all are CRAZY.

The Foucault Reader
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