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hello, Wichita! Where is your lineman, and where can I find the souvenir? (Difficulty level: earworms don’t count.)

Did you know? Effingham, Illinois real name is “Fuckingham,” but Rand-McNally decide to make their maps “family friendly” in 1953. It’s been reprinted that way ever since! True fact.

The NYTimes reports that being constantly online makes us easily distrac (via @BorowitzReport)

no tornado here, so it’s back to weeding …

Tornado sirens in Madison; weather sites / tv stations == no info. Are they testing, or are the StormTrack!!OMG!WEATHER! teams napping?

My brother was right: driving over everything/everyone in Crackdown, with the volume off and Luxuriamusic.com on == full of win

If you ever hear me talking about discovering the north pole in a balloon (or airship), talk me out of it.

He had to go to Milwaukee today, and he brought me back dinner from Suburpia. I FUCKING LOVE HIM.

Hot Tub Time Machine FTW

Cooking up a Belgian dubbel and watching District B13.

It’s 145 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of beer, it’s dark, and I’m wearing pajamas.

I’m making sure I stomp the shit out of that thing

RT @erinmharris I secretly always think of Shaun White as being the secret, snowboarding Weasley child. – J

The US snowboarders uniforms FTW #Olympics

Our giant web application “validates” to HTML “5,” so… yay for that, I guess. #strictEdge

What kind of a fruity name is Bode? When you and me have kids we’re going to give them good names like “Shannon” or “Rick.”

I hope the snowboarders brought enough brownies for everyone at this lazer show. #Vancouver #2010 #WTF

I’m standing fast against the tyranny of integers.

Marathon of TiVo’d ESPN’s “30 for 30″ documentaries today. You should get a season pass.

RT @Malarkey In the UK, we now live in a police state. http://j.mp/4vsZhq // holy shit. UK gets freakier laws by the week.

He made me open a present early. YAKTRACKS! Can’t wait to go chip all the ice off the sidewalk now! #snowmageddon

Green-Bay based trucking firm Schneider National offers rides to stranded Arrow truckers http://bit.ly/6PJohL via @js_biz

Waiting for #riiftrax live to start. Pre-show slides & songs brilliant.

AAARGH TWO HOURS TO DRIVE TEN MILES HOME.

@iotashan it means the goatsharks and hoverbears have arrived with THE THUNDERSNOW. #snowpocalypse09

I think it would be high-larious if Kurt Warner introduced himself as “Wanrer” whenever hosting Brett Favre. #SNF

…called “light snow” only because 12″ coming Tuesday. Fuck!

just saw forecast; stocking up on salt, beer & yarn for the coming snowcopalype & subsequent deep freeze. Tonight’s 3″ is…

Ali! Bumaye!