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Things I thought “Cillit Bang” was, incorrectly | 1:17 pm | 13 October 2005

  1. punk band
  2. punk Celtic band
  3. girl band
  4. girl 60s British pop singer
  5. neurotransmitter receiver in the spleen

Turns out that I was sort of correct with nos. 2 and 4. It’s British, all right, but it’s window cleaner. Hunh.

ring, ring, why don’t you give me a call | 8:34 am | 22 June 2005

Gallery of telephone ads from the 1910s – 1970s. Interesting for the language (shall we bring back “to-day”? Let’s do!), typography, technology and sociology.
Via BoingBoing

the hamburger patch? | 8:17 am | 10 June 2005

The Freaky Universe of McDonald’s Commercials. Ugh, now I can’t get the groovy, dare I say, “shakin,’” theme out of my head.

hooray for the Gayest night on tv (besides monday night football) | 9:38 pm | 5 June 2005

the Tonies! Yay. Questions:

  1. Why is this little annoying queen talentless hack thinking when he’s impersonating this even more annoying, overrated queen?
  2. “Who’s this moistened bint with a cup in her hand?,” asks Russ…
  3. of COURSE it’s a METAPHOR, is there really anyone yet who hasn’t read The DaVinci Code?
  4. STROBE! damned seizures
  5. “Find your grail. With Miller High Life, the Champagne of Beers.” -Russ
  6. Oh, Kathleen Turner, your plastic surgeon is not your friend. That’s a shame.
  7. Notable: first, hopefully last, winner thanks “god”
  8. What is UP with that fucking TIAA/Cref ad? It’s all about selling health insurance, but if they knew where the song came from — DUDE, THEY DIED. And sing the damned song right, anway. OMFG!!!! Hugh Jackman is FUCKING SINGING IT. RIGHT NOW. How the hell much did they pay for THAT?!
  9. Speaking of ads, can there be more? Starting with a 20 minute TiVo buffer, plus 30 minutes for dinner… and we’re out of buffer. Jeeeebus.
  10. Suppose I was a Bee. A Gay Bee… or, Tevye…
  11. SEVEN MINUTES of commercials? Oy.
  12. and finally: How do you win best musical but none of the rest of what you’ve been nominated for, and how do you win best musical, the grand finale of the night, but get orchestraed off in fifteen seconds?

Overall, though, this was way more fun than the Oscars; better writing, better performances, and just way, way happier. One thing that would be great, is if in addition to all the musical numbers, they featured scenes from all the nominated plays.

policy, passion, and the bottom line | 11:40 am | 24 May 2005

Management’s role in creating passionate users:

Of course, most of us are not entry-level employees at a fast-food mall store, but it’s amazing how this attitude of mistrust exists in other companies for even the high-paid individual contributors from software developers to designers. Even if the company doesn’t have these kinds of “we don’t trust you” policies, their lack of trust still shows. Managers who question everything you do…who don’t believe you’re capable of working outside the strict procedures and rules set down by Those Who Know All Things And Make The Important Decisions.

I’m continually surprised by companies that hire someone for, say, a $100K a year position, and then treat them like they might do or say the wrong thing at any moment. They aren’t allowed to talk to the press. They aren’t allowed to blog. They aren’t allowed to make critical decisions about the customers. They aren’t allowed to do what they THOUGHT they were hired to do!

In the middle of a job interview*, I was once asked, “so – what are you not about?”**

wha?

What am I not about…? Being caught off guard, I thought of the situation I was in, and answered, “I’m not about working in big corporations.” This article nails what I hope I communicated that day, and it’s why so many good people prefer being in a smaller business environment: trust and flexibility reciprocate and reverberate, resulting in a happier place to work — and a more productive and innovative business.

*the whole interview was out of the blue; but that’s another story…
**I promise that if I ever interview someone I will not ask such a question.***
*** I prefer to ask what kind of tree you would like to be.

*wince* | 3:16 pm | 17 February 2005

A fake ad that should be real.
Via Dong Resin

gross pandering | 9:17 pm | 6 February 2005

I sure as hell won’t be drinking any Anheuser-Busch products now. That was just insulting. Monkeys with whoopie cushions, however, I’ll take ANY day.

Bullshit copyright law possibly soon | 10:01 am | 16 November 2004


Several lobbying camps from different industries and ideologies are joining forces to fight an overhaul of copyright law, which they say would radically shift in favor of Hollywood and the record companies and which Congress might try to push through during a lame-duck session that begins this week.

The Senate might vote on HR2391, the Intellectual Property Protection Act, a comprehensive bill that opponents charge could make many users of peer-to-peer networks, digital-music players and other products criminally liable for copyright infringement. The bill would also undo centuries of “fair use” — the principle that gives Americans the right to use small samples of the works of others without having to ask permission or pay.

The bill lumps together several pending copyright bills including HR4077, the Piracy Deterrence and Education Act, which would criminally punish a person who “infringes a copyright by … offering for distribution to the public by electronic means, with reckless disregard of the risk of further infringement.” Critics charge the vague language could apply to a person who uses the popular Apple iTunes music-sharing application.

The bill would also permit people to use technology to skip objectionable content — like a gory or sexually explicit scene — in films, a right that consumers already have. However, under the proposed law, skipping any commercials or promotional announcements would be prohibited.

OK, so you’re allowed to “skip objectionable content” but not commericals? HELLO? I object to the commercials… (except the Citi ones with the beeps and boops) The drug ads and political ads are particularly gory. You’ll get my TiVo when you pry it…

Idiot company distributes 9/11 candy toy | 5:01 pm | 27 August 2004

I’m Shocked that these aren’t on eBay yet

Oops! | 10:55 am | 17 August 2004

The perils of stock photography. Snerk.

Bringing people together – under one brand | 9:35 am | 9 August 2004

If you plan on attending the Olympic Games, don’t bring your Pepsi, or any other non-sponsor-branded anything – lest they throw you out:

Kostas Giannis, a Greek sports fan, said: “I don’t see why, after all the money that Greek taxpayers will end up paying to host the games, McDonald’s should dictate what I can eat in my own city.

Industrial etymologies | 10:37 am | 6 August 2004

List of company name etymologies. Add to that Sureblue Studios, which emerged when my brother misheard Shrdlu. I also like blue and it’s happy connotations, and the reasonable closeness of it to “true blue,” ’cause we’re service-oriented and very nice people to work with.
Via Reenhead

solve the billboard, win a prize | 7:38 am | 4 August 2004

{first 10-digit prime found in consecutive digits of e}.com – neat!

Coming soon: The Timmmay! | 1:37 pm | 16 July 2004

Now that’s a great name for a wheelchair. Looking at the site they actually seem pretty clueful, so I’m hoping they’re embracing the name ironically. Or something.
via Reenhead

Ugoff is Hungry | 7:04 am | 24 June 2004

House of Ugoff, from the brains that brought you the Subservient Chicken.

Truth In Marketing | 4:03 pm | 8 June 2004

Fish & Poop!
Via Reenhead

Funky Town Pepper Bar | 12:39 pm | 8 April 2004

I love this Really neat ad (via JZ) but I’m not sure if anything ever will topple the Spongemonkeys as my favorite (this year). I’ve never had one of their sandwiches, but I sure want one now.

If You Like Advertising, You’ll LOVE These! | 9:44 am |

Old Schlitz billboards, among others. There are still similar ads painted on a few buildings in Milwaukee, and they’re maintained. And Fabulous.
Via Scrubbles

The Phantom of Krankor is now your monkey! | 9:19 am |

It’s the Subservient Chicken, make him dance like the Prince of Space you are! Bock!

He’s a lumberjack, and he’s OK! | 11:36 am | 24 March 2004

Excerpted highlights from A History of the Brawny Man:

  • * The Brawny man wears a red plaid shirt, with the top button open. His hair is parted at the center and his eyes are brown. Two trees appear from behind his right shoulder.
  • * The two trees over the Brawny man’s right shoulder are reduced in size. They now reach to the base of his head.
  • * The Brawny man undergoes a slight makeover, with a shorter haircut. His eyes are now green in color.
  • * There is a new addition to the Brawny man’s closet, as he sports a green plaid shirt on the Designer towel packaging.
  • * The Brawny man’s wardrobe is again updated, as he sports a blue plaid shirt on packages of Prints. He now parts his hair on the side.
  • * For the holiday season, Brawny holiday prints are launched. The holiday prints come in red and green with matching solids and the Brawny man wears a Santa cap and holds a candy cane over his shoulder instead of his peavey.
  • * The Brawny man now wears a purple plaid shirt on packages of his Big Roll.
  • * The Brawny man wears a new blue denim shirt.

I really, really hope that they release a Brawny Man dress-up doll. You know there’s one in the marketing office. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I, for one, am pro-queer-Brawny-Man.

We’re Not Gonna Take It | 2:17 pm | 6 February 2004

Awesome parody of the Pepsi music download ad.

I so don’t have time for this today… | 10:25 am | 27 January 2004

Adland’s 27-year Superbowl commercials collection.

your blue period | 12:14 pm | 2 December 2003

You know you’ll hear people in galleries declare, “I can do that!” Well, now you can too. Play Mr. Picassohead!

Accentuating Monday, Thriventfully | 12:03 pm | 19 November 2003

What Stupid Sounding Made-Up-Word Brand Name Are You? Don’t forget to register the .co.uk

USA! USA! USA! | 11:26 am | 11 November 2003

On the internet, nobody knows you’re not really British so go see the high-larious “video highlights” of the Trojan Games, Bucharest 2003. Do I need to tell you it’s not exactly safe for bosses?

Even better had it been for Volkswagen… | 1:19 pm | 9 July 2003

Best. Ad. Ever. 605 takes and half a million dollars; it’s beautiful.

brown nosing, old news | 9:15 am | 20 May 2003

…and that whole Brown This and Brown That series of ads is nothing but a bunch of really bad potty jokes begging to happen…

I was never a huge fan of the old UPS logo but the new one is equally lame… doesn’t it looks like it’s for a packet of cocoa mix? That being said I still always thrill for “The Ups Man” because he brings me boxes of goodies from afar.

I like good ads and I cannot lie! | 8:56 am | 29 April 2003

Ads for Apple’s new music service: low tech, simple, and mostly good, but Nic here is my new Gianni.

subtitle your own Bollywood ad | 10:35 am | 18 April 2003

take off every zig

 

Green Arrow, Yellow Arrow, White Arrow | 9:40 am | 18 March 2003

Packaging history of Juicy Fruit, Doublemint and Spearmint gum. I love the new Doublemint look but the Spearmint isn’t quite right and the Juicy Fruit is a total miss.
Via Scrubbles.

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