they could knit some nice jail suits | 9:15 am | 25 May 2006
Two grandmothers accused of stealing nearly $13,000 of yarn. I don’t stash yarn, because really, who knits that fast, and besides, yarn doesn’t deliver interest and dividends!. What is so important to knit that they would steal that much yarn? And if you’re a knitter, you know they weren’t planning to resell it, they’re stashing. Best part: the husband of one of the accused invited the yarn store owner to come recover the stolen merch — “TWELVE great big, huge garbage bags full of yarn.”
