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suckage, or mercury in serious retrograde | 12:53 pm | 6 November 2002

Stand back, vent ahead. I have nowhere near enough boxes. I fill 20 of them and it doesn’t make a dent. Another 20, still no dent. Another 20… oy. The liquor store where I get boxes I am sure hates me. If I am very, very, lucky, I will have two friends besides Russ helping load the U-Haul. I have a headache and no aspirin, and since I have but $2.98 (in change) I will not be buying any. The cell phone battery is dead, and in this chaos that used to be my home, I cannot find the goddamned motherfucking sonofabitching stupid-head charger.

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